I molested 6 butterflies tonight
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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