i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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