I just made out with a guy for $7.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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