return my video game
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
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I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
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I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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