Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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