The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm like, not good at living.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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