i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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