Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
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When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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