We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
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Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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