She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
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you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
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who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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