Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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