i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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