i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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