I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
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Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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