He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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