Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
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My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
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He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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