Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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