Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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