Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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