id be glad to
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Randomize