But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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