He is an equal opportunity slut.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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