i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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