i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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