Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
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A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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