Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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