Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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