Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
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My breasts were aching with rage.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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