btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I love you. Go after that dick
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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