I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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