HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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