oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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