I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
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Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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