his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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