Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
the day after is always just damage control
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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