I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Randomize