Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
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I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
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"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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