id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
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Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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