I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I can tuck mytits in my pants
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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