I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
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I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
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i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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