I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
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I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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