You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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