Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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