I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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