Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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