I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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