I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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