Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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