First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Just pee around me
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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