I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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