Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Randomize
