you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
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