I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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