I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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