listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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