i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
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I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
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The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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